– Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. 　　– I’m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. 　　– Well, bring me the winner then.

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　　Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! 　　Mrs. Brown: It’s no use, my little dog can’t read.

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　　– My uncle has 1000 men under him. 　　– He is really somebody. What does he do? 　　– A maintenance man in a cemetery.

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