A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don ‘t know son. I ‘m still paying!!

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A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It”s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?” The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don”t think it”s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”

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 mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn”t say anything.”

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Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, “School-Go Slow”.

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One day, Tim’s mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, “You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?” “No, sir. He [...]

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